...... Suddenly on the comedy stage

Places student's, I'm the new comedy professor, seanlynch. Please take a seat, not literally Marcus, leave the biscuit's alone IBhoy, OJ, stop that right now, you know what I mean,
Anyway, back to business, I am the new teacher, I want you to post funny picture's and tell funny joke's, you better make me laugh!

A Brit finds himself in the middle of Cork and Kerry









....

Boo

haha missed me, I'm in the middle!

I thought Starks was quite funny

Gotcha

What do you do when your dishwasher won't work?????



Slap her

Haha I was only moving it to get a better view Sean I swear. Ill get some good jokes up when I go home later. Good thread idea.

seanlyncha7x wrote: Places student's, I'm the new comedy professor, seanlynch. Please take a seat, not literally Marcus, leave the biscuit's alone IBhoy, OJ, stop that right now, you know what I mean,
Anyway, back to business, I am the new teacher, I want you to post funny picture's and tell funny joke's, you better make me laugh!

Dear god, that was A LOT of commas.

This is a joke:

Seanlynch: Knock knock.

OJ: Who's there

seanlynch: Boo

OJ: Boo who?

seanlynch: Don't cry, it's only a joke!


That's why I'm the teacher!

Christmas lesson:

1. Santa walk's into a bar, don't you think he'd have sen it?

2. Rudolf: do you know any thing to help cure my red nose

Blitzen: Cleeasasil, it help's with pimples!


3. Two snowmen are standing in a field during teh current cold snap. One snowman says 'T'is mighty cold', the other says 'aaaah a talking snowman!

4. Jack Frost walks into a bar, don't you think he would have seen it.

Thank you all for listening to my Christmas special! Merry Christmas, everyone

Let me give this try:

Patrick O'Toole walks into a bar, and orders a beer. While drinking his beer, Patrick notices a large jar of devalued IEP on the counter. "Hey mate," He yells at OJ, the hearing impaired bartender, "Hey, you faggot! I'm talking to you!" OJ shuffles over, and apologizes. "So what's the money for?" Patrick asks. "Oh," OJ replies, "If you can take IBhoy out back and make him laugh, we'll give you all the IEP in that jar." "Piece a cake," Patrick says, leading IBhoy outside, only to return moments later with IBhoy in stitches. Patrick collects his money and leaves.

The week after, Patrick returns to his favorite watering hole, and again, noticed a large jar of IEP on the counter, "What's the challenge this week?" OJr replies: "This week you have to make IBhoy cry." Patrick laughs, "You guys just love giving me freee money, huh?" Patrick leads IBhoy outside, returning minutes later with IBhoy bawling his eyes out.

Patrick reaches to take the money, but OJ stops him, "Pat, how'd you do that to IBhoy?" Patrick smiles, "Oh, it's easy. Last week I told hm my dick was bigger than his, and this week I proved it!"

TL;DR My schlong is mighty and majestic, IBhoy's is shriveled and dusty. Lulz

haha nice Patrick